pissing aginst the wind

Being a pastafarian,
to give you one example, having warm, stale beer is a nightmare for me,

I have been doing quite the right thing,

only to find out that I have been pissing against the wind, still wondering why I'm soaking wet.
To find out our precious society is still not aligned to dealing with this issue, quite the opposit really.

Ooh well, maybe it's good for something, like running trough forest fires :-)